Words of an Immortal
jessieminx:

salangevarahjartanorkarsla:

motionlessinwh0rror:

xblvck:

temptress-tears:


why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.


I like being big spoon better tbh

becAUSE MEN DOESNT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE STRONG MASCULAR ONE BECAUse it’s ok to let your guard down

God! Yes. This was me all 6 years of my relationship… felt like i was the only bitch who enjoyed to be the holder… the other way made me feel squashed lol

I enjoy being held too.

jessieminx:

salangevarahjartanorkarsla:

motionlessinwh0rror:

xblvck:

temptress-tears:

why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.

I like being big spoon better tbh

becAUSE MEN DOESNT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE STRONG MASCULAR ONE BECAUse it’s ok to let your guard down

God! Yes. This was me all 6 years of my relationship… felt like i was the only bitch who enjoyed to be the holder… the other way made me feel squashed lol

I enjoy being held too.

Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule. - Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
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cumfordaddy:

kiyuukins:

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

FUCK EVERYTHING I NEED TO GO PUNCH THROUGH A WALL OR SOMETHING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I NEED TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Reblogging for later

You never know if one day, your childish actions cause the downfall of everything you know.

I’m not sure if you’ll read this, but I’m giving you your space again. I’m trying to keep myself occupied at work and keep my mind off of you, but it’s not working. It’s too late, but I realize that I’ve fucked up. I thought I had changed who I was, but the monster was right underneath the whole time. I want to be different. Better. Proof to you that I am who I promised. I have zero clue how, but I’m going to try. I’ll never give up.

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

Holy fuck. I need this in my life.

liberalsarecool:

Classic conservative ass backwards opinions: on the heels of George Bush, a guy who could barely speak, who had to be treated with kid gloves, and nearly died eating a pretzel, they try to belittle Obama by attacking his intellect.
The GOP loves dumb. They love lamp.


Problem is, there is literally no record of him attending harvard, or any other college for that matter. No one remembers him, no articles for the paper he supposedly wrote for. His entire life’s story is fabricated by our government so we could have a “black” president.

liberalsarecool:

Classic conservative ass backwards opinions: on the heels of George Bush, a guy who could barely speak, who had to be treated with kid gloves, and nearly died eating a pretzel, they try to belittle Obama by attacking his intellect.

The GOP loves dumb. They love lamp.

Problem is, there is literally no record of him attending harvard, or any other college for that matter. No one remembers him, no articles for the paper he supposedly wrote for. His entire life’s story is fabricated by our government so we could have a “black” president.

Nekusar Optimization

commandertheory:

Hey, this is Cap’n Wracker with some Nekusar Optimization questions. Rather than building from scratch, I’m trying to discern what is great from a choice of many good options, and I feel like you’re in the rare position of being able to provide expert advice.

I originally built my Nekusar commander deck by combining information from your post, the Fat Stacks article on Nekusar, and personal research on cards with specific effects. After a lot of work, I feel like I’ve built a great deck…but with too many cards and a little bit of an identity problem.

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Why did I not think of phyrexian tyrrany?

instacal:

Always reblog.

Holy Jesus that looked good

Holy Jesus that looked good

First off, you're absolutely gorgeous! Second, I live in the southern most part of Mississippi, about 50 miles east of where Katrina hit, and you're right. The best thing she did was take out all the ugly casinos and let nature roam for a year or so. I hate that people had to lose their homes and belongings, but sometimes there really is a necessary evil. At any rate, I hope your next trip goes well and your jury duty runs short!

londonandrews:

I was there the year *before* Katrina hit … And the year *after* Katrina hit. And yes, while it was terrible upsetting that so many people lost their homes and so many families were relocated (and I have SO many stories from that trip, including a hotel room without a roof and a photographer that saved people by stealing a neighbor’s boat….) … I still remember how happy Mother-Nature looked to have her beach back. It was like she shook off all the junk so that she could enjoy the view again…

I haven’t been back since…. How does it look these days? Commercial again?

We’ve slowly rebuilt commercially. They’ve changed some of the laws on the casinos so the barges they were on won’t destroy everything again. Plenty of great seafood even though it’s only a fraction of how good it used to be. I think looking out over Biloxi bay during the sun rise/set is one of the best feelings ever. You should come back down if you ever get the chance.

smaupin:

Dammit, Ollie, you’d better not be late because you are primping that beard. 

XDDDDD

istandalone95:

this gif will never get old 


Why have I never seen this?

istandalone95:

this gif will never get old 

Why have I never seen this?

The Last Sleepless City - Let It Go Punk Version
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lovin-elsanna:

jetsuse:

Why couldn’t this be the version instead of Demi?

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARS THAT LITTLE BIT OF ‘Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?’ AT THE END!

Reblogging for Keya

superheroes-or-whatever:

The Emotional Spectrum by ~grivitt

I work ten hour days, drive an hour both ways, then come home. I wake up an hour before I have to leave, so I get even less sleep. Now its my goddamned fault because im too tired for sex. I took a loritab for my fucking sinus infection because it hurt so damn bad, I was woozy in walmart while she shopped for dresses (dont get me wrong, she looked amazing in all of them), lm too broke to do anything but go to work. Im stressed thenfuck to pieces and im doing my damndest to not let it show. I dont think its working too well. I want to have sex, I want to make love to my fiancée, but I need sleep. I need rest. I need a fucking break and I cant get one.

Last night we made the realization that I slipped back into my old self and neither of us said anything. She claims that part of it is her fault, but in reality, it’s mine and mine alone. I hate who I used to be and how lazy I was. Now for almost 2 months I’ve sat on my ass and watched the world roll by. I’ve wasted time and now it’s beyond crunch time. It’s like writing a 10 page report a week before it’s due with no research. Except this grade really does change the outcome of my future.